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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations bt u r the worst monster I evr realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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Hello I m a virus and I m entering ur brain right now…..sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
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Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy: Aur Mujhe Sab Behnoi Kehte Hain.
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Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!
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Height of dedication Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata? Papu:wo bat nhi hai. Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai..
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Height of Courage
Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife....
Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister ....
"le ab le le pappi"
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Height of computerised world:

Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy-Ma'am, for my homework plz visit my website-
"www. myHomeWork. com.
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Height Of Common Sense..!! Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai? Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain Or Kaan Peechey.
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Height of comment:
Ladka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Ladki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
ladka: G Bhabi.
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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
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