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How to kill a girl? give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics... and "Lock her in a room without a mirror"
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How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
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How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Hme To Apno Ne Luta.
Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro..
Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha
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hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua?
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua
Hm muqadar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hai.....
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hjb khd sk kuju dw8 9434 3hnr f bk ubs iuy w bd hic bku77 b bgd yi

Ghoor kya rahe ho message ka accident ho gaya hai

jaldi se kuch paise bhejo ilaaz karana hai !
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Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.
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Hi dear readers here are Desi Comics - Your daily dose of desi laughter tarka of latest funny sms collection. Have happy reading...
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Hey pls Tell me very frankly, do i look stupid? Dumb? Mad? Nuts? Alien?n Psycho? Plz tell me .. Coz just now sm1 told me tht i look like U!!;) reply.
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Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat
" I PLAN TO CONTINUE "
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