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~:: mobile sms jokes ::~

Send this message to 5,00,000 people...
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DO NOT IGNORE,
Its very serious,
This is not a joke,
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ITS GOD GRACE,
After one month,
you'll receive something big....
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YOUR MOBILE BILL
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zindagi apni masti mein jiya kr
ishq bahut buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career pe mor de
or apni sari girlfriend mere liye chor de
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Woh aj b chiku leke mujhe dhoond raha hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam hoga

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qasai ka bacha hai yaar
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Wo Kehti Hy:
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Phone Na Kia Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hy "NEAR"
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Papa Sy Lgta Hy "FEAR"
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Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
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Dewaro K B Hote Hy "EAR"
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Is Liye SMS Kro
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"DEAR"
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Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
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Nhi Pata
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Ans
Garam Masala
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Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya
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Wife saw sign board:
Banarsi Sari 15/-
Nylon 10/-
Cotton 20/-
Wyf: Give me Rs 300, I'll buy 20 Banarsi saris.
Husb: Ye istri ki dukan hai!
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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When i was in school, sme1 stole my rough note book.
Now they call it as

“OXFORD DICTIONARY”
Crazy ppl!
No claps plz!
i dnt like publicity;-
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What Is Noun?
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To Arz Kia Hai
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Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
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Wawah
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Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
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Noun Is The Name of Person,
Place or Thing
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Wen I send u good jokes, msg It doesnt mean u have 2 do da same…
U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, cold drink & other GIFTS
……. so start TODAY!!!!!
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