Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta
raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...
Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.. !
Thokar khakar gungunana hi zindgi h,
Gam pikar muskrana hi zindgi h,
Ek ladki agr dhokha de to koi gam nahi,
Sab kuch bhulkar dusri fasana hi zindgi hai.
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write
an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"