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Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..

Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
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Tchr: Agr koi school k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge?
Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge
Agr koi le jata hai to thik h
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Wrna Staff Room me rakh denga.
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Surat gori karne k 3 tarike
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Mujhe pta tha tu zaroor padhega kali surat wale…
Fair & lovely laga leee
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Suno suno suno arz kia he.
Is ne kholi jo apni zulfen jhat se wah wah wah
Is ne kholi jo apni zulfen jhat se wah wah wah
Nikali 2 juwey or mar den pat se.
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Strong Bonding Doesn’t Need SMS Or Calls
As Respect Lives In Heart
True Relation Never Departs
O Hello!
Sab Bakwas Hai
Roz SMS - Jokes Aa Jane Chahiye
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Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Santa Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon
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Smoking Effects Lungs
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effect Heart.
But
The Most Dangerst One Is
STUDY!
It Effects BRAIN!!
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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