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Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.
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Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.
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Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, �How�s the situation?� He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, �It�s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out bylunch, last one was a duck!�..
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husband aur wife mai jhagde ki waja se baat cheet band thi, Ek subha husband ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya. Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske upar boht se kagaz pare the aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAO 5 BAJ GAYE HAI"...............................latest funny sms 2014
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
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Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
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Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
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Hume paper nahi aata tha hum udas ho gaye Sari sheet par apki photo bana dali Fir b hum pass ho gaye Q? Qki paper drawing ka tha Or cartoon Banana Tha.
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