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IIT Exam Santa got 1 question
Prove Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled �n� from both d sides.
Then six=6 & wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK
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If you ever find a woman who is Gorgeous and glamorous; has a nice figure, intelligent, gets things done on her own, drives a car very well, cooks best food, has little expectations and is not at all materialistic and loves you unconditionally, let it be known that the alcohol you have consumed is of the highest quality!
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If U R Sitting Among A
Group Of Ppl &
der Heads R Down
& Urs Is Up ,
Thts Not D Proof
dat
U R Confident
.
.
U Just Dont Hv A
Mobile
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IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
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If u care 4 me - I care 4 u
U miss me - I miss u,
U msg me- I msg u
U gussa - I gussa
U 4gt me - Na munna na

I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi
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If I was an artist,
u would b my picture!
If I was a poet,
u would b my inspiration!
If I was an author u would b my story!

Bt I’m only a cartoonist!
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If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
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If ever in ur life u r very sad n feel that u have lost evrything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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