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Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!
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Hum roz latest funny sms kyu bhejta hai?
Time-pass k liye
No
Masti k liye
No yar
Ham SMS bhejta hai hamara india k liye
Q ki padhenga india tabhi to badhega india!!!
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Hum jo kar sakte hai wo Ap nahi kar sakte ho mai apke mobile par apna addrss bhej sakta hu kya ap mere address par apna mobile bhej sakte ho.
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Hum DOSTI dil se nibhana Jante He,
Zakhmo pr marhm lagana jante hai,
Hme bhulane ki koshish bhi na karna,
warna Hm GALA DABANA bhi jante hai...
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Hum aapko bataenge ki aapka aane wala kal kya he
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Wait...
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Searching...
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maine pata laga liya k aapka aane wala kal........
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sunday
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Hsina ko dekh kr arz kiya-
Teri hasi mai kya chamk hai
wah wah
teri hasi mai kya chamk hai,
wo muskura k boli
Are pagal mere tooth paste mai namak hai ..
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Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai,
Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai,
Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai,
Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb bolte hain lo fir se "Sheela" ka msg aya hai...
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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it � Boss �
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt
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How to make up with your girlfriend after a soft dicussion ? When this question is running in your mind you probably search some jokes over internet to change her mood. You search here-there, but you get crappy ones. Put a big smile on your girlfriend's face by sharing, funny sms on girls. Enjoy reading new and hot funny sms for girls.
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How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
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