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Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!
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Heer to Ranjha: Mai tere Ishq mai barbad ho gyi hu, Badnaam ho gyi hun, Ruswa ho gyi hu.
Ranjha: To mai konsa DSP ban gaya hun? mai khud bheek maangta phir raha hu.
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Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartano Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kr Maanjhnaa!
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he came 2 me 1 nite ........
explored my body........
licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left..........
i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!
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hazaro khawahishe aisi ki har khawahish par dum nikle,
idhar ghar me tere papa ghuse aur piche ke darwaze se hum nikle.
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Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..
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Hathi swimming pool me gira to sb chintiya bahar nikal gayi,Ek chinti hati k pith pr chad gayi
to dusri boli, "Duba Sale Ko Duba, Ladkio ko chedta hai..Sala!!!
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hasti thi hasati thi balon ko lehrati thi.
kuch soch kar muskurati thi.
dekh kar sharmati thi.
aaj pata chala sali khud to pagal thi
or mujhe bhi pagal banati thi
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Hasi k liye gam kurban, khushi k liye ansu kurban, dost k liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurban.
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Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi,
mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi,
pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho,
kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm bhi nhi.
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