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Haryana ka jaat 1 chori te apne pyar ka izhaar krne gaya...
Jaat - I luv U
Chori - Thappad marun key?
Jaat- phir ghusand na khavegi....
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Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
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Har mod ka mukam nahi hota, Dil k risto ka koi naam nahi hota, Discovery ki help se khoja hai tumhe, Warna aap jaise jeev ka milna aasan nahi hota.
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Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du,tere liye chand tare tod du,khushiyo k drwaze tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haas k dikha !!!

Tere Sare Daat Tod Du....
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HAPPY THAPPAR DAY
Today is
Thappar day.
Jo b ish tym ap ke
Sath betha hua hai.
Use ek zordar
Thappar marein
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HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
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hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??
hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...
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Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.
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Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai, zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah wah khuda ki kasam, shayeri khatm.
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gurur vodka, gurur whisky,
gurur devo theli namh !
gurur sakshat desi pawwa,
tasme shri bear e namh !
bhagwan apko sada tunn
rakhe......cheers
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