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Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.
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Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
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girl.ur name?
boy.black lion, girl. r u joking.
boy. no, its means kalu singh,&
urs. girl. soft underwear, boy. ru joking?
girl.no,it means komal chadda
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Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..
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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
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Girl's status on facebuk:
"feeling sad"
17021 cmments
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Boy's status
"going 2 cmmit suicide"
2 lyks nd 1 cmmnt
"dkh le yr... Ho ske to rhne de"
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Girl to a tattoo artist-
How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..?
Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion….
but girraffe is free..!!
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
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Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: tu Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti he marni thi to nikal kr marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zarurat thi.
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girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi
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