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Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai
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Ghadi detergent wale ki beti se shadi karne walo ki line lagi hui thi...
think why....
B'coz they said ....
pahle istemal karofir vishvas karo.
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GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari
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Getting married is very much like going to a "NEW Restaurant" with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Garmi aagyi hai
apna khayal rakhna
pani jyada pina
khana kam khana aur sabse jaruri bat
Sir ko dhup se bachana
kyon k bhuse me jaldi aag lagti he
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Gandhi giri ki safalta k baad, pesh hai. SMS giri jisme ap msg kare ya na kare, hm sms bhejte rahenge, kabhi to apko sharm ayegi.
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Galilieo used lamp 2 study...
Graham Bell used candle 2 study...
Shakesphere studied under streetlight..
what about Rajnikant????

only agarbatti.
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Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
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bhabhi lagegi..!!.......................funny sms hindi shayari
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says �To the only boy I ever loved�
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Gabr:Are O samba ye kaun log hain jo SMS ka jawab nahidete re?
Samba:Sardar ye wo log hain jo MISSED CALL karne ke baad v balance Check karte hai.
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