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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le
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Ek srvey se ye bat sabit hue hai k larke ladkiyo se zyada naik hai,
Report k mutabiq jb koi ladka kisi ladki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se forn ye alfaz nikalta hai
(WAH KYA)
(KHUBSURATI HAI)
Kitni pyari ladki hai
jb k koi ladki kisi ladke ko dekhti hai to kehti hai
“Kmina jb dekho ghurta rehta hai”
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ek sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta..
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ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,
paglpn hai,

khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko goli marle
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Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
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Ek raat bijli chali gye,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chlao?
Pathan's wife: Krdi na Pathano wali baat agr fan on krungi to candle nhi bujh jayega
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Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha "Urr Ja..." Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha... "Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai.
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Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
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