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ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega
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Ek chuha shrab k drim mai gir gya,
bahar nikal kr mast hokar
sath mai soye hui Billi ki puchh pe pao rakh kr bola:
"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
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Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achank Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, Hm To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai
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Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile phone hoga nurse boli apko kya karna hai, God ko miss call deni hai ki mai pahunch gya.
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Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile.
Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye.
Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni
Aur
Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad
Uska Pani .
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Ek BAAR SMS KAR KE TO DEKHO,
INBOX NA BHAR DOON TO KEHNA,
EK BAAR MISS CALL KAR KE TO DEKHO, BATTERY DOWN NA KAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR NAZDEEK AA KAR TO DEKHO, HAATH NA THAAM LOON TO KEHNA.
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Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.....

Maam iske practicals kab honge?
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Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
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Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha.
‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’
doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.
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Ek admi Dr. Se- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai Dr.: main likhta hu�. �Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..�
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