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Dulhan Andhe Pati se - Kash Tumari Ankhe Hoti to Tum Meri khubsoorati Ko Dekh skte Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat hoti to kya Ankho wale Tmhe mere liye chod dete.
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Dub Maro Nikamo
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny sms
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Du u know "PYAR KAB HOTA HAI?"
I'll tell u:
Jab time kharab ho, ap par shani bhari ho or bhagwan maze lene k full mood mai ho tb pyar hota hai...
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Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-
1)Soda Akbar
2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
3)Rum De Basanti
4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
5)Beer Zaara
6)Bewde Zameen Par.
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Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!
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Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..
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Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai"
Man:-"Bilkul Galat hai:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati hai
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two..
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Doctor : Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Doctor : Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
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