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dil ke zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil me jo hai kisi ko batana sakoge..karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharchey..bhudape tak udhar chuka na sakoge
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Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
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Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Delivry k waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k
tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega...............................................very very funny sms
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Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
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Dekho jaani “fire”ko aag khte hai.
cobra ko naag khte hai.
garden ko baag khte hai.
Or “Exams” k phle jo khali hojaye use “DIMAAG” khte hai..
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Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gyi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gyi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hai ki,
Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal kahi kho gayi!
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Dedicatd 2 all dear 1s...
Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h
.
kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayk the
.
Aur kuch delhi belly aur murder 2 ki meharbani h
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