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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: �Father in law�.
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Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka......................latest funny sms in hindi
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Classroom is like a train...
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives...
middle 2 benches are general compartments &
last 2 benches are sleeper coaches
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
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CID pj Again..
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,
ACP Kehta he"Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he
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CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hai.....
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Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..

Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.

Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh....
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chuhe ko billi lagi gori.dono milne lage chori-chori chuhabola-"O gori aao khele aankh micholi"billi chuhe ko maar ke khagayi aur boli-"I hate luv story"
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choti fish ne badi fish se pucha : Mummy hum pani mein kyo rahte hai? jameen par kyo nhi ?
badi fish : kyoki fish pani mai rahti hai. jameen pr to selfish rahte hai..jo kabhi funny msg nhi krte hai.
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chota baby="mummy kal mai susu krne utha tha bathroom ka darwaja khoilte hi light apne ap on ho gye .
mummy=kamine kutte tu fir fridge may susu kr aya hai
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