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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito
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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE?
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !
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Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
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Call Girl ne apne dalaal ke saath shadi kar li. Kisi Ne Pucha- Aap ke husband kya kaam karte hai? Call Girl: Ji Wo Mere MARKETING DIRECTOR hai..!!
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Calender 2008
jan- ROSE,
feb- prapose
march-gift
april-lift
may-chating
june-dating
july-missyou
aug.-kissyou
sep.-anger
oct-danger
nov-left
dec-next
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Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki boli - Battmeez kya kr rhe ho ?
Chintu Bola: ji punjab university se B.Com Kr rha hu..
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Bruce Lee’s favorite,
VEGETABLE: MU LEE
BREAKFAST: ID LEE
FESTIVAL: DIVA LEE
ACTRESS: SONA LEE
MUSIC: QWAA LEE
MOVIE: COO LEE No. 1
ANIMAL: BIL LEE
TIMEPASS: KHUJ LEE
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boys room before marriage
Perfumes,
Love letters,
Gifts,
Friendship Bands,
Cards &
Nokia E7

After Marriage
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills &
Nokia 1100
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Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?
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