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Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?
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Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai
Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.
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Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
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Boy Girl sms jokes
Girl: Dear Whats the diff btwn personal and secret?
Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.
That is secret.
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Boy friend is fun,& Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,& Husband is qismat phooti.
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Boy 2 girl: Frndship karogi?
Girl: Mere gharwale allow nhi krte.
Boy: haan, jaise mere garwalo ne to mujhe ashiqi society mai membership dilwa rakhi hai na.
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Boy - whats ur name?
Girl - Q batau?
me tumhe janti bhi nhii.
Boy - mat batau me kunsa tmhe apni "FERARI" me betha rha hu
Girl - Anjali, B.Com 2nd year, class time 6-8..
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Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy:- I Love u
Girl:- I don’t Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:- I told u. No no & no
Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
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Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny sms in hindi
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Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||
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