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Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai!
Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
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Banta: Are you going to attend the boss' funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I'm working today. My motto is business before pleasure.
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Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
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Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam…
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Baith kr mehbuba ki julfo k saye me aisa josh aya..
wah wah..
wah wah..
fir kya hua??
Wife ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aya..
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Bahut Sweet hai Woh jise hum chahte h,
Har pl Khuda se usi ko mangte h,
Dil tarasta h use Pane ko,
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta,
"DAIRY-MILK"Khane ko..............................latest funny sms collection 2015
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Bahut Sweet hai Woh jise hum chahte h,
Har pl Khuda se usi ko mangte h,
Dil tarasta h use Pane ko,
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta,
"DAIRY-MILK"Khane ko..............................latest funny sms collection 2015
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Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the &
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Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha hai
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Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
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bago me phul to khilte rahenge, raat me diye bhi jalte rahenge....
bas bhagwan apko khush rakhe, baki pareshan to hum apko krte hi rahenge....
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