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apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.
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Apki surat kitni pyari hai, khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai
kisi aur se shadi na kar lena mere dost
kuki
M-A-Y-A-W-A-T-[I] aj tak sirf aur sirf tumhare liye kawari hai.
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Apki dosti ki vality samapt ho rahi hai kripya 2-4 SMS kr k apni dosti recharge kare 1 sath 5 SMS karne pr paye ek
SHANDAR MISS CALL FREE.
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Apke SMS k intjar mai hmne pina suru kiya Itna piya itna piya k pite hi reh gaye Kya karu Bada pepsi hai khatam hi nhi hota.
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Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai....
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ap hamare dil mai base ho,
ap hmare dil mai base ho,

thoda side ho jao
blood wali pipe mai fase ho...
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Ap Imandar Snskari Sundar Sushil Smajdar Khubsurat Dimagwale ho Pata Karo Ye Afwah Kaun Faila rha he ..!!
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Ansu tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kre hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tm kro aur salary meri ho
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ANew OFFER! Call rates ab Dimaag ke
size ke hisaab se honge.
Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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