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Agar duniya me mehnat ki qadr hoti to....
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Gadha aaj sabse jyada izzatdar hota...!!
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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI
SMART HAI
CHARMING HAI TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR
GALAT FEHMI MAT PALIYE.

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Agar ap chahte hai k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagai Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!
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Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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Agar aap hmare Msg's se pareshan hai to customer care me call kr k
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apna No.band krwa lo
kyuki hum to sudharne wale hai nhi...
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Agar aap hmare Msg's se pareshan hai to customer care me call kr k
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apna No.band krwa lo
kyuki hum to sudharne wale hai nhi...
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AGAR AAP APNE SARE PAPO SE MUKTI CHAHTE HO TO YE MANTAR 100BAR BOLO,,
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TWINKLE-TWINKLE TITLE STAR "SONU" HAMAR SUPER STAR
AB 99 BAR BOLO......
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After drinking:-
Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

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women can do all these without drinking...!
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After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I was a fool wen I married u.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn't undrstand.
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After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You .
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