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Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho,
Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho.
Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai.
Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.
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Aaj ka upadesh: . Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . toh . . Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi hai
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Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet sms for friend
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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”
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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
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A Sardar Doctor and Pandit luv same girl.
Pandit started giving an apple 2 D girl evryday.
Sardar Doctor asked: Y ??
Pandit: An apple a day keeps D doctor away!
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A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing .. yet lives for 450 years.
EXERCISE jaye Tel lene!
Always Sleep Well..:
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A Psychology Report..
When 2 Couples come face to face..??
Wives look at each other's SARIS
&
Husbands Look at each other's WIFE..
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