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A girl checks her lover�s mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 � calling.
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A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat..
Bt Dog's Parents Refused Cat,

Guess Y?

They Gave a Solid Reason...

'Hi Hi, iss Chokri k To MUCHH Ugi hai...
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A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven
God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng.
Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt.
God smild
& d boy ws sent 2
HELL 4 his ovracting.
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A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"
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A Boy Was Driving A Car, A Girl Was Trying To Overtake Him .
Boy: Hey Buffalo!
Girl Shouts Back: You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!
Then She Accidents And Hits The Buffalo Crossing The Road.

Moral: Girls Never Understand What Boys Say
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A boy aftr spendng gr8 Time wid GF, Saw a guy's Photo in her Bag
&
Askd-Is he ur X BF?

GF kissd him & said

"no dear dats me
B4 surgery.
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can�t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it�s made for selfish.
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A & B Girls are traveling in a train:
A: tujhe kaisa pati chahiye.?
B: mujhe crorepati bhahiye.?
A: crorpati na miley tu.?
B: 50 lakh k 2 pati chaleng.
A: 50 lakh ke na miley tu.?
B: 25 lakh k 4 pati bhi chalenge.
UPAR SOYA PASSENGER:
Jab a 1000 rupaye pe aaye tu mujhe utha dena...
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@ @ @ @ @ @
6 flowers 4 u
1 4 health
2 4 wealth
3 4 happiness
4 4 frndship
or baki 2
kaan pe laga lo
mast lagoge..
@('.')@

arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide..
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