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a pig fell in love with a hen.
1day they kissed each other.
nextday d pig died of BIRD FLU.
n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREM Ki GHAZAB KAHANI"
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a pig fell in love with a hen.1day they kissed each other.
next day d pig died of BIRD FLU.n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREMKi GHAZAB KAHANI"
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A Perfect Example Of The Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: “Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega…”
Bhanja Imran Khan: “Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri…
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A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave.
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A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie,
Today is "Good Day",
U r Anmol for me�
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position.
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A Girl Tells her Mom:

"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" !
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A Girl Tells her Mom:

"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" !
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A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
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