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Advntages of pillow:

4 sleeping?
no
4 pilow fight?
no

Then...?

4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt..
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Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh
K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..
Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K
1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya
Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?
Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai
Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,
Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office
Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,
Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,
Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha
Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai...
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Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao.
GaneshJi Dance karne lage.
Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho?
Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut nacha!
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Admi bakriyan chara raha tha Pathan: ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho? Admi: Inhen school chorne ja rha hon Pthan: Mjy pagal smja ha? Aj to itwar ha
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admi : baba koi aisa kam bataye jisme mujhe kuch na krna pade,paisa bhi mile aur logo ka kam apne ap hota rahe
baba: beta ek sulabh sochaly khol lo
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ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To Majburi.

Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To Majburi.
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Accident dekhne par Expressions
Amrican: Oh my God
Pakistani: Ya Allah
Chines: Haiyaa
African: O Lala
Austrie: Got a hit
Indian: Gaya sala
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Aapko ek film karni hai, jis mein aapka LEAD ROLE hoga. Film me apko pani k talab me utarna hai film ka naam hai.. �Gayi Bhais Pani me�
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Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. "ab or dukh nahi sahenge"
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai
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