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Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja raha hai..
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Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai Beta.

Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhagta Hai Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady.
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Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mai kisi or se pyar krta hu or vo..Garbhvati hai.
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Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge.
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge.
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha.
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge
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Aye dost tu bhi likha kr shayri
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tmatr,
To raat ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega
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Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
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Autowala : Sahb 30 Rs. hue...
TOM: Ye le 15 Rs.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai...
TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aya hai, adha tu de....
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