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Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?
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Believe it or not it's true.
G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said" Wah kya body hai!" tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya.
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Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
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Bcoz it gives bed bt not sleep
It gives books bt not Mind
It gives luxuries bt not happiness
So
Tranfer it 2 my account......
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barish hui aur hum bhig gaye,
wah wah
barish hui aur hum bhig gye.
wah wah
age kya hua?
Hona kya tha?
Dhoop nikli aur hm sukh gye
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Baris k mousam me apka dil machalta hoga,
Pani me bhigne ka dil krta hoga
Isme apki galti nhi
Is mousam mai har mendhak ka aisa hi krta hoga.
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Bap bete se=Beta agar sasural wale bike de to car mangna,agar plot de to flat mangna.Beta=papa agr ve ladki denge to me ladki ki ma mang lunga..
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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
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Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!
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Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
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