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Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further

So

intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....
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boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.
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Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai
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Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
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Boy...mom ye girlfriend
kya hoti hai..??

Mom...bete jab
tum bde ho jaoge
aur ache ladke bnoge
tab tumhe b ek milage.

Boy...agar m acha ladka
nhi bna to??

Mom..to bahut sari milengi...
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Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....
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Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
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BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main
Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta...
Ae DOSTON
Par Fir Socha,
"ExamsS Ka Time Hai.
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi..."..............................latest funny sms collection 2015
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BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main
Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta...
Ae DOSTON
Par Fir Socha,
"ExamsS Ka Time Hai.
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi..."..............................latest funny sms collection 2015
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Boy to Gym Coach-
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days
Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach- Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym :D
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