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Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIA mai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best
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Chintu sbji lene gya.....
Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidak raha tha...
Chintu intezar krta raha jb kafi der ho gyi to bola - Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol do..
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chinku: Yaar Dr. ne mujhe se kaha hai ki mujhe AIDS hai. yeh AIDS kya hota hai?
pinku :
A?Ab
I? Is
D? Duniya se
S? Sat shriya kaal
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chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
chinku– Kya hua?
tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi
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chinku & minku sath me kahi ja rahe the
1 ladki pass se nikli
chinku: Wah yaar kya maal hai
minku: Are yaar maal se yaad aya, bhabhi kaisi hai?
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China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
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cheeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thumps up pio
pepsi pio
juice pio
beer pio

kyuki k
ab

HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off
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CHAND ne mujh se kaha ki tere sare dost kanjus nalayak gareb faqeer hai

Mene use gusse se ghoora or kaha teri himmat kese hui
.
.
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SACH” Bolne ki
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Chala ja msg tu banke gulab.
Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge janab .
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cat:hw old r u?
elpht:5yrs
cat:but u looking big
elpht:i m a complan boy
cat:i m 30yrs
elpht:but u look so smll
cat:i m a jhandu kesri jivan
badhti umar mano tham si jaye
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