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filmon se ladkon ko kya
sikhna chahiye ??
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanna
Titanic
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Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar
mein pada utni hi buri mout
mara..
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Fill blank wth YES/NO
1)…,Im not mentally fit!
2)…,I have no brain!
3)…,I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!
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fakir- alla ke naam pe dedo.

admi- maf karo baba.

fakir- beta kuch to do.

admi- jo ye sms pad raha hu usko le jao.

fakir- beta bheek mangi hai bhikhari nhi.
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Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
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Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style hai…
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Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
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Evrything about u is perfect - ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! u're lucky to b born beautiful, notlike me, who was born to b a big liar.
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Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
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Every women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI � Before marriage.
LAXMI � After marriage.
BAI � After children.
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Engrej - GANDHI k dono kan kat do.
GANDHI-nhi me andha ho jaunga.
Engrej-Bewakuf kan katne se admi andha nhi hota.
GANDHI-Salle chasma kya tere baap k kan pe pehnunga
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