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Gunu: sahab plastic surgery me kitna rupye lagta hai?
Doctor: 1 lakh rupye.
Gunu: agr plastic hm de de to?
Doctor: gusse me bola! Sale le garam kr k laga bhi lena...
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Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala kuch bhi nahi bola
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Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye
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Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can�t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple
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Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.
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Golden Words
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Gold K The Na.
Chori Ho Gye.
(“,)
<))>
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Golden & True words:
Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai
or
uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai
It’s 100% true!
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GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA System installer
VISNU System supporter
SHIV System Programmer
NAARAD Data transfer
YAM Deleter
MENKA Virus!
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GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER.
DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere soI created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!
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god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza

he saw them thirsty
created milk

he saw them walking
created car

he saw them without any problems
he created u
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