In a train,
TT: to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don�t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram�s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna�a birth place, Jail.
In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
.
AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs
.
.
Oh….u too?................................funny text messages for friends
Imagine life without Girls.�
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All theater silent,
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The police at rest.
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Mobile companies in loss.
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Gift shop in loss &
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All boys were university TOPPER�