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Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!................mast chutkule
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Jidhar dekho ishq k bimar baithe hai Hazaro mar gaye, Lakho taiyar baithe hai Barbad hote hai ye ladkiyo ke piche Aur kahte hai hm berozgar baithe hai.
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ji karta hai,
apke pas aau,
apke pas aa k zara ruk jau.!!!!!!!!
na bolu, na baithu...
Bus apki ankho me ..
santre ka chilka nichor kr bhag jau.
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Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)
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Jb Se tumhe jana hai,
Jb Se tumhe paya hai,
Hr dua me tera hi naam aya hai.
Thak k pucha Rab se
"YE KAISA NAMUNA BANAYA HAI!"
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jb kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage

baat aa kr zuban tak rukne lage

to

to

to
Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khich-2 Dur Karo
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Jb Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sb se pehley liya jayega. galti se bhi ab SMS na kr dena varna award hath se niqal jayega!!
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Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge?
A: Bed ke kone pr
B: sofa pr
C: Kisi dewar pr
D: ya uski ball bnayenge...
Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
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