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Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam pr
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye
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Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....
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Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle
Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the.
Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya.
Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi.
Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri.
Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le.
Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms
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Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota?
Tango ke bech ek laat maro.
Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai.........................................new funny sms
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Kas ap bakri hote,
hum apko ghaas khilate,
pyar se apke seeng hilate or puchte..
sms kaun karega?ap ya mai?
or ap bolte mai..mai..mai.
h na
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Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!
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Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka
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kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha.........................latest funny sms 2014
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Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise? niche dekho..
. Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
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