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Kvita likh rahi hu...... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr......
wah wah....
tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr
ila kvita to galat ho gyi , rubber de rubber.....
wah wah wah wah
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kutte ka baccha ?
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kitne cute hote hain
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Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate chalo. Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo. Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
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Kripya Dhan De.
Agar Aap Is Dhyan Dene wale MSG ko DhyanSe Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Me 1 baat Ayegi
Ki is MSG Me Dhyan Denewali koi baat nahi hai.
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Koi to book hoti jispe DIL luta dete ,
Har teacher jisne dimag khaya usey nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh k sochte hai ki ,
1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.
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Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaro Uda do salle ko.
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Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!
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kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo......
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Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
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KID-Papa agr apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison pas hua to apko kaisa lagega?
PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bs isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!
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