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MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.
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Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
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Lover to beloved- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankho me saari duniya dikhye deti hai.."
Piche se ek budda bola- "Hamari gaiya nhi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana
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Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Where Was LOVE Born?
Guessssssss
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee..
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Love b4 Marriage

Janu…tum nhi to mai nhi,
mai nhi to tum nhi…
Love after Marriage
bagairt”…Aj tu nhi ya me nhi
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Love affairs: Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test
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Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!
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Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai"
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Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile,Gum mile,Apne ansu behjane dena,Unhe mat rokna.Bcoz ruke hue Pani mai
'MALARIA' WALE MACHAR ANDE DETE H..BE ALERT....
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