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Maine pucha chand se,
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa HASIN?
chand ne kaha....
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main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola....... main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola..... aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola..............chutkule
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Mai Sabit Kr Sakta Hu
Apko English Smjh Nhi Ati
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Bs Sabit Ho gaya ki Apko Up
Ka Matlab Nhi Malum
Vrna Ap Neeche Nhi Ate
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Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ?

Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez

reply fast.....
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Ye msg mujhe kb karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...
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Madam boy se- kaha h copy, kaha h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen
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Machhr ne ap ko kata,
Ye us ka junun tha,
Ap ne khujli ki,
Ap ka sukun tha,
Phir bhi ap ne usko nahi mara,
Kyuki uski rago mai ap ka khun tha.
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Machhr aur makhi ki ho gai shadi ,
ek raat me ho gai macchr ki brbadi,
bechare macchr ki kismat khot thi, sali makhi allout laga kr soti thi
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Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..
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Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”
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Macchar jo kate Apko to mat hona hairan

wah wah

Macchar jokate Apko to mat hona hairan
Anjane me hi sahi pr ap kr rahe hai rakt daan…
rakt dan hai sabse bada dan...
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