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mere to us waqt hos udh gaye jab wo mujhe sms send ki.

I Love You Jaan.

wala msg galti se ap pe chala gaya bhai jaan.
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Mere SMS k charche jahan
mai hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khush nasib ho tm, jo tmhe SMS mila
jise nhi mila wo,
mobile patak patak k rone lage!
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Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
tumhare pass kya hai.....?
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mere pass
"Aur bhi kaam hain"....
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Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha
Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi
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Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:
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mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
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Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?

To hamane kaha-

Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....
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Me aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word bhejta hu,
Jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se,
aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega,
.
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- U L L U
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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu.
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Master ne bache ki roti kha kr usko kaha:
Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataoge na ?
Bacha:Nhi Master G ,
mai maa ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.........................latest funny sms 2014
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