Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai
ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to
kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!..........munna bhai very funny sms
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!..........munna bhai funny sms
Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife: y r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog.