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One day,
I Kicked lion's face

I puld tigers tail

I broke cheetas leg

I threw elphants

then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid �This was a missed call�
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once sardar going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine
Sardar:hey stupid see down its a 4 wheeler
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Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol
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. after removing a Virus from his System
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Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

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Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P
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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident
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Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho,
Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho,
Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus
1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho
Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5
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Newspaper Mein News aya
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys

”The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News aya ki

“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated........................top funny sms
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