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Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par mai mrta hun choti pe.
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MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye to woh puri hoti hai..
LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..
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Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo oh oh...
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Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka…Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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Mariz nurse se
sis.Pani pilao
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai,
Mariz: nhi gala check karna hai k kahi leak to nhi hai..
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Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
"brush or colgate Sath rakhna"
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Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.................................................Hindi funny sms
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Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
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