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Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:"beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka :"saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga...?"
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JYOTISH:-Tumhari Life me 14 ladkiya aayengi
BOY:-"O-ho,,, kya=mast zindagi hai yaar!"
JYOTISH:-Zyada udo mat...
1=patni=aur 13=betiya hongi,,,
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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Joking.-
Dil me ek shor ho rha h, bin msg ke dil bor ho rha h ,
kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost ab tak
ghar k bartan dho rha hai.
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jo Mujha Bhul jaye !

Uska mobile tut taye
Charger jal jaye
Sim lock ho jaye.
Software ud jaye.
Local call pr ISD ka Bill aye..
Local area mai b ROAMING lag jaye.
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Jo jete vo sikandr
jo hare vo jail ke andar
jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi
Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi
Choice is Urs.
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Jo hamesa se milta aaya hai wo repet kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apani zindagi alt+ctrl+delete kar dunga
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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