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1 boy ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Larki se kaha: Aap ne pehchana Mujh ko?
Larki: Nahi.
Boy: Me wahi hu jisko Aapne parso b nahi Pehchana Tha
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1 bona shadi ki phli rat ko room men gya or biwi se bola Chal bakri ban ja ? Biwi (khushi se) Boht jldi ho rhi hy kya ? Bona: BV G room ki kundi lagani hai.
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1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.
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1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi
To Us Ne Masjid Banwai.
Dosra Bhikari:
Tu Ne Masjid Q Banwai?
Pehla Bhikhari:
Iske Saamne Ab Main Akaila
Hi
Bheek Manga Krun Ga
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1 bat to btao plz isko mazak me mat tal dena gol mol jawab nh chalega dekho kuch baten zindgi me buhat imp hoti hen such such btao. LIGHT A RAE HAI ?
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1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Main Hospital Chala Gya

Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy

1 Pr Khas bemari or 1 pr Mamoli Bemari Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya

Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr Khas Admi or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha

Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya

Andar Gya to ye Dekh kr Ghbra Gya k Mai Hospital se Bahr Tha.

Geo Pakistan
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1 bar jaan mang k to dekh

1 bar yad kar k to dekh

agar hum na aye to samajh lena

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nawab soye hue haan

aor cellphone silent pe hai
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1 BaChe Se 1 AdMi Ne Poocha K Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

BaCha : P.w.D Maen HoTe Hain

AdMi : P.w.D Ka Kya Matlab Hai?

BaCha : PaKoro WaLi DuKaan..!
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1 bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile h kya? nurse boli h lakin karega kya?bacha: kuch nahi bas wo GOD ko mis cal karni h ki me pohanch gaya hun;-
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1 bacha khait main aalu
nikalny mai dada ki help kar
raha tha
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boht thak gia tu bola:
'aap ne yai sab zameen main
dabaye he kion thay?'
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