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1 Chor Larki Ka Chain Loot Kar
BaGa
JataY JataY Zor SaY MummaY Bhi
Daba GaYa

Us Din SaY Ye Muhawra Bana
'1 to Chori Upar SaY Seena Zori'
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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani?

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
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1 cheeni hospital me tha.
1 sardar us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha,

CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA
our mar gaya.

sardar ne socha k koi raz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.
In lafzo ka matlab ye tha,

KUTTAY KAMINAY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA:;-)
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1 cheeni hospitaAL main tha. 1 pathan us ko dekhny gaya. Cheeni ne kha

CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA
aur mar gaya
Pathan ny socha k koi raaz bataya hy iss ne w0 in ALafzon ka mtALab maALoom karny k ALiye China gaya
un ALafzo ka matALab ye nikALa

KUTTAY KAMINY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA
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1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)
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1 charsi doosray se: ''tujhay pata ha baharat or hindustan mai jung ho rhi ha''- 2 charsi: ''shukar ha india beech mai nhi aya warna bauhat tabahi hoti'':- good morning.
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1 ch0r ne apni mangetar ko GOLD ka set dia..!

Mangetar ne kh0sh ho k pochha is ki PRICE kya hain..!

Chor ne jawab dia..!

3 Saal Qaid BaaMushaqqat...
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1 Car se Kawwa Takra K Behosh Ho Gaya

Admi Kawway Ko Ghar Le gya or Pinjray Main Band kardia
Kawwa jaga to Bola:
Haye ALLAH jail ho gai
Lgta ha Driver Mar Gaya
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1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya
Maa:
Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy:
Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!
Maa:
Q?
Boy:
Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.
Mother:
Konsi Misaal?
Boy:
Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat?tey Nahi
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1 Boy School Se
Rota Hua Ghar Aya
Maa Ne Pucha:
Beta Q Ro Rahe Ho
Boy:
Sir Ne Boht Mara
He Mujhe!
Mother:
Sir Ne Q Mara
Boy:
Sir Mere Dost Ko
Dant Raha Tha Tou Mein Ne Dost Ko Tasalii De Aur Ek Misal De..
Mother:
Kon Si Misaal..?
Boy:
Jo Kuttey Bhonkte Hai Woh Kaattey Nai.:-)
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