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1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
.
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
.
Usey chat par le gia,
.
owr
.
Wahan se neche phaink dia
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1 jokar ne logon ko ek jok sunaya to sub log boht zyada hansy Us ne wohe jok pher sunaya to kam log hansy Us ne wohe jok phir sunaya to koi b na hansa Tab usne 1 boht khubsurat bat kahi AGR TM LOG 1 KHUSHI KO LY KR BAR BAR KHUSH NAHI HO SKTY TO PHR EK GHA
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1 Jinaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Say Log Sath Ja Rahay Thay 1 Pathan B Jinazay K Sath Mil Gaya Kisi nay Kaha Kalm.e.Shahadat Pathan bola ZINDA BAAD :-).
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1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikal raha tha 1 pathan wahan se guzarte huey ruk kar bola. . . Yar 2 roti mera b laga dena.
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1 Jahaz ma bohot sary Pagal nach rahy thy,
En ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha!

Dr ny pucha,

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha

bewaquf mai 'Dulhan' hon:-)
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1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gya sbne parachute le Kr jump lga dia Akhir me 1 Hindu reh gya, usk liye parachute nahi bacha. Majburan use wese hi chalang lagani pri. Girte hue wo 1 sardar g k pas se guzra Sardar ne hindu ko itni speed me jaty dekh k apna Parachute chor dia or bola, SADE NAAL RAISAAN?
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1 Jaga Insani DiMagh ki sale lagi thi

Angreiz Ka DiMagh Rs 100/-

Sindhi Ka DiMagh Rs 200/-

Baloch ka DiMagh Rs 250/-

OR Pathan ka DiMagh Rs 1000/-

Kisi ne poocha k pathan ka diMagh itna Expensive Q hai.

Shop Keeper Bola: Sir G pathan ki 5 Khopriyan tori tab ja k aik diMagh nikla hai, woh b thora sa.
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1 hindu ne Musalman sa pucha hindu ko jalate aur Musalman ko dafnatay Q hain?
Musalman bola: Very simple khazanay ko dafnatay
aur kachray ko jalatay hai.
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1 Goray pathan ko black colour ka betta huwa....

pathan apni bivi se:
ye kaisey hogaya?

Bivi:
Gul khan,

tum b garam tha ham b garam tha,
Bacha jal gaya.
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1 Girl:
Mujhe tO Aisa Larka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khobsurat
Intelligent
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Neik
Ho

2nd Girl:-Shut up Kameeni

~Â¤ KHALID Â¤~
sirf mera hai..
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