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1 Girl sadak pe akeli ja rhi thi
Pichhe se Boy aaya aur bola:
Ghar tk lift chahiye kya?
Girl: Bhag kameene,
3 din se lift le rhi hu, Aaj tk
ghar nhi pahuchi.

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1 girl Coke pi rahi thi

k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or Bola MAA
girl: main teri MAA nhi hun
Machhr: aisa na bol MAA
main teri coke se nikla hun..
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1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

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1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
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1 Gadhe Ne PATHAN Ko Laat Mari
PATHAN Us k Peechy Bhaga.
UsAy Rasty mE Zebra MiLa
PATHAN ne Zebra Ko Lat Mari Or BoLa!
SaLa! Swaiter Pehn K ULLU Bana rha ha.
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1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na karMAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY ALTAF HUSSAIN
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1 faqeer doosray
se:
Tum to pull par bheek manga kartay they
ab r0ad par kyun mang rahay ho?

2nd faqeer:
Wo pull mainay apni beti ko jahaizmein de diya ha..!

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1 dost ( dosray se ) : yeh batao kay omelette kisay kehte hain?
Dosra dost : jo aam der se pakta hai usay aam late kehte hain
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1 din SARDAR rat ko khana kha rha tha, To ab kya wo khana bhi na khaye? Jaan lelo SARDAR ki.Her bat men joke chahye..
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1 Dfa Mene Socha K Apko Sbse SweEet Cheez BheJUn!
Lkn
Postman Ne Kaha:
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Oye Letar Box Se Nikal Ja:-D

(,)/ Yr Qsmat Ni Thi Tmhri..

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