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1 larki ne aadhi rat ko LARKE ko sms kia
K
Gher ajao gher pe ko b nai ha.
Maza aye ga
LARKA chala gya
Waqae gher pe koi nahe tha

TAALA LAGA HUA THA....!
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1 LARKI ne aadhi raat ko
LARKY ko sms kiya k
Ghar aajao ghar pe koi nahi hy
MAZA aayga
LARKA chala gaya
Waqai ghar pe koi nahi tha
.

.
TALA LAGA THA
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1 larki ki pent k back side pe jahaz bana tha.
1 bacha usay dekh rha tha
Larki:Kabi jahaz nhi dekha?
Bacha:Jahaz to dekha hai par aisa Airport nahi dekha.
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1 Larki bina sx kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
?1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chd dae,payment ho chuki he?
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1 Larka sharab pee K Aaya
Dad Se Bachnay K Liye Laptop
Le K Beth Gya
Dad:
Kya kr rhy ho?
S0n: email kr rha hun..
Dad: 'Pee K Aye Ho?'
Son:
'Nahin To'
Dad:
'Anni deya
fer Suit Case Khol K Kerri maa
nu E.mail type kr reyaan
eean...!
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1 larka Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya.

Khubsurat larki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha:

Apne Barey Bhai Ke Pair Chu Rahe Ho..?

larka Bola:
Ji Bhabhi Ji
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1 larka Gadhay k samnay gir gya 1 larki ne dekha to boli: apnay baray BHAI k paon chhu rhay ho Larka: je BHABI JAN :-D
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1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)
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1 larka bheek mang rha tha
Aurat:Sharm kro tumhari umer k larke school jate hai
Larka:waha be gya tha,magar kisi ne 1 rupya b nai dia
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1 larka bahot kamzor tha jsmani tor py blkul hadiyon ka dhancha wo bazar mn phir raha tha ky 1 bahot ameer larki us ki tarf i or us ko apny sath ghar chalny ko kha wo larka heran hua or kush b hua ky itni ameer lrki is se meri shadi ho jygi or mn bhi ameer ho jawon ga wo lrka razi ho giya or lrki k sath us k ghar chla giya us ka bahot aali shan bngla tha2,2 car,nokr wagrha us lrki ny lrky ko sehn mn bitha dya or intzar krny ko kha lrka bht khush ho rha tha or ameer hony k spny dakny lga kuch dar bd wo lrki apny 2 bachon k sath ai or bachon sy khny lgi bacho agr Nido ni piyo gy to asy ho jao gy.
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