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1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe Tota
Bithaey Ja Raha Tha1 Admi Ne
Pucha: Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?Tota
Bola: Pathan Hai Salaâ€�
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1 Pathan apna saaman bag m bhar k geo k office phnch gaya or pocha: WO BAJI KAHAN H JO KHABRON K BEECH ME KEHTI HE K HAMARE SATH RAHEYGA hum7 rehne aya hai.
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1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
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1 Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha

Man: Yeh kia kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Yara dukaan wale ne kaha hai k Mobile DEAD ho gaea hai.

is lia isko dafna raha hun .
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1 pathan aankhen band
Kar k sheeshe k samne betha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan bhai kia kar rahe ho pathan bola yar hum dekh raha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai?
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1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le
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1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..
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1 Pathan 1 Jagah Interview Dene Gya Wahan Us Se Sawal Pocha Kya Hai Tmhara Naam? Pathan: Kh0shi Se Bola,,, . .. . . . . . .

MY NAME IS KHAN
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1 Panjabi ki shadi hui,
usne dost se mashwra liya k woh kese apni BV ka Dil jeet skta hai?

Dost:Us k pas ciggarette lga kr jana or BV k moo pe dhuwan maar k kehna Janu agr tm kaho tou ye aadat b chor skta houn.

Us ne aisa hi kiya..!

BV ne sun kr jwab dia

Jay Gold Leaf hay, te ek soota menu v lwa
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1 pagalAmericn se:tm japanez ho na? Amr:Nhi me amercn hu P:nhi tm jpnz ho A:nhi me amercn hu P:NHI tm jpnez ho A:han han me jpnz hu P:lgte to amrcan ho
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