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1 PATHAN job ky liye London jata hay
Officer: tum Pakistan me kiya karobar karty thy
pathan: CRW
Officer: ye kiya hay
pathan:CHAALI RAIT WALA..

\PRIME BOY //
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1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to
darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne
kaha:
�Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k
neeche se mujhe koi dekhta
hai��.

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1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori
Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha.

Boht dafa Check krne per bhi Border Force ko kbhi Kuch Na Mila.

Aakhir 1 Din Khan Se Pocha Gaya
Khan Tum Aakhir kis Cheez ke Smuggling Karty ho?

Khan: Cycles Ka. :-)
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1 PATHAN Hotel Mein ROST khanay k baad haddi chaba raha tha, Paas Mein baitha SINDHI DAAL kha raha tha, usnay PATHAN se tanziya andaz Mein poocha:

KHAN! TuMhary illaqay Mein KUTTAY kia khatay hain?

PATHAN: DAAL.

MORAL: Bach k! PATHAN b point Maar sakte hain..
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1 pathan dusre se:
?Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..??

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
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1 Pathan dost k ghar se apne ghar jane laga tou bahar barish thi.

Dost: aj mere pas hi rok jao barish bohat tez he Pathan ,ok.

Dost ne bistar lagaya or dekha k Pathan gayab he. 1 ghante bad Pathan bhagta kampta howa aaya

Pathan yar me ghar batane gaya tha k aaj me barish ki waja se ghar nahi asakta.
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1 pathan dosra say: Yaar 1 new surf se shirt dhoi to wo choti ho gae,

ab kia karoon?

2nd pathan: use surf se naha lay, puri aa jay gi…..

Pathan zindabad
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1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
.
.
.
Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
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1 pathan bathroom main betha tha. Samney likha tha Paani ka zyaada istmaal karien. Wo 3 lotay pani PEE gaya...
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1 pathan bagair ticket k train mai safar kr rha tha.
Chekr tkt chk krne aya to pathan ne nimaz ki nyat kr le.
Chekr pas beth kr intezar krne lga.
Pathan ghusay se tez bola: 100 rakat nimaz nafal
ALLAH O AKBAR...

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